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CBS News | Valentine's Gifts: New Approaches | February 9, 2005 05:00:21 SEARCH: CBSNews.com The Web Home U.S. World Politics SciTech Health Entertainment Business Opinion Sports FREE CBS News Video February 9, 2005 05:00:21 Living HealthWatch Leisure Series The Sat. Early Show Contributors • Section Front E-mail This Story Printable Version Valentine's Gifts: New Approaches NEW YORK, Feb. 8, 2005 Chic Valentine's Day Gifts (Photo: CBS/The Early Show) (Photo: CBS/The Early Show) (Photo: CBS/The Early Show) (CBS) The National Retail Federation's 2005 Valentine's Day Consumer Intentions and Actions Survey found that the average consumer will spend $97.27 on Valentine's Day. In all, 2005 Valentine's Day spending is expected to reach $13.19 billion. Greeting cards are the most popular Valentine's Day item, with two-thirds of consumers planning to buy at least one card for the holiday. That was followed by nearly half of all consumers intending to give candy or treat themselves to an evening out. More than half of men -- 57.8 percent say they'll buy flowers and almost one-in-five plans to purchase jewelry for Valentine's Day. But if you're still wondering what to get your special someone, The Early Show contributor Laurie Hibberd has a fresh spin on some traditional gifts, in Tuesday's "Trend Report." The descriptions are provided by the retailer or manufacturer. FLOWERS "I LOVE YOU" ROSE PLANTS: Perhaps this first gift is best for the strong silent types. Tthese "I Love You" roses are the perfect romantic way to tell your Valentine how you truly feel. There are three 4 3/4" square ceramic pots that spell out "I Love You" when joined together. Each pot has mini red roses-planted inside -- the traditional flower of love. The pots are chocolate colored on the outside, pink on the inside. Exclusively from redenvelope.com ; $65.00. CHOCOLATES & CANDY CHOCOLATE BODY PRODUCTS PHILISOPHY CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM 3-in-1: Sinfully rich, this emollient shampoo, conditioner, and body wash is "choc" full of skin and hair loving vitamins laced with a yummy, creamy chocolate scent. Available at sephora.com ; $16 CHOCOLATE & VANILLA MILK COW SOAPS: Luxurious "couture" soaps from Gianna Rose Atelier come in whimsical cow shapes that not only look scrumptious, but make you feel like you are pampering your insides as well as your outside. Available in chocolate and vanilla at GiannaRose.com ; $22.25 ORIGINS COCOA THERAPY SET: The Origins line includes products such as Cocoa Therapy Total Body Treat -- a seductively smooth salve with body-benefiting ingredients that instantly transforms into chocolate silk with just a sweep of your fingertips, $28.50. Cocoa Therapy Body Butter deeply nourishes with pure cocoa and helps fortify the skin's youthful appearance with vitamins and minerals, $27.50. 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Well, Love's Baby Soft is back again, in a big way. This classic sweet scent is a fun retro way to express your love this Valentines Day. It's fun, flirty and romantic. Available at drugstores and mass merchants nationwide. Love's Baby Soft 1.75 oz. Cologne Spray; $15. FOM SWEETIE HEART PILLOW: This heart-shaped pillow is perfect for everyone, especially your kids. With its shimmery material, thousands of cushiony micro-beads in a stretchy nylon shell, it's a completely irresistible sensation that's lovable and fun. Available in red, deep purple and hot pink. brookstone.com ; $25.00 LINGERIE SILK & LACE CAMISOLES: Lingerie-like camisoles that look too good to stay in the bedroom. Pair these trendy silk and lace tops with almost anything for day and evening looks. Camis come with adjustable straps in an assortment of flirty color combinations. Available at Henri Bendel, 1-800-HBENDEL; $128.00 FLEUR DE LIS SEQUIN TANK: Tank top with gold sequin heart decal available in pink, kelly green and red. Celebrities Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson own these tanks. Available at shopintuition.com ; Infant size-$24.00, Adult size-$38.00 JEWELRY CARTIER BABY TRINITY BRACELET: Baby Trinity Bracelet is a new twist on Cartier's 1918 signature design. It's the mini-version of the classic trinity ring symbolizing friendship, love and fidelity. Silk bracelet cords available in a variety of colors, including pink and red. At Cartier Stores; $350.00 CARTIER TRINITY RING: The Trinity Ring was created by Cartier in 1918, and is still one of the most recognized designs today. It's a classic Cartier design representing the three stages of a relationship-yellow gold for friendship, rose gold for love and white gold for fidelity. $750.00 HELEN FICALORA GOLD CHARMS: These specialty charms come in pink, yellow or white gold. They are available in various designs such as heart cutouts, xoxo, love and initials. Moms can wear their children's initials or their husbands. These were featured over a year ago but are still hot! Pink Gold Heart Charm, $95, Yellow Gold "xoxo" Charm, $85, and White Gold "love"charm,$95.00. 1-16" twist gold chain retails for $120. Go to helenficalora.com or call 1-877-754-2676. GRAND BAND MONEY HOLDER: This money holder is ideal for keeping currency and credit cards neatly in place. An engraveable sterling silver bar is presented on an expandable black rubber band. Measures 9mm wide and 4-inches round. A great gift idea! Perfect for your boyfriend or husband on Valentine's Day. $45; available at diamond.com ACCESSORIES SMITTEN MITTEN: The smitten is a red heart-shaped uni-mitten made of warm plush polar fleece. This cute and cozy winter accessory can make your next stroll with your honey a whole lot more romantic. Perfect as a Valentine's Day gift! $10.95 smitten.com FOR KIDS LARGE BEADED FLOWER RINGS: Make sure you have a fresh manicure so you can show off these beautiful elastic beaded rings. Play dress up with your girlfriends if you can bear to share these fun baubles. Great for all ages. Set of 6. $32.00; Available at plumparty.com HEART ETCH-A-SKETCH: Etch a message to your valentine using the heart-shaped etch-a-sketch. It's a fun and unique way to tell someone how much you care. Kids can create their message and write back and forth on the screen with their valentine or friends. $5.99; world-of-toys.com What's This? MMV, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved. The Rita Exodus Texas Gov. 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He followed up this wretched Red Sox debut four days later with another empty appearance, facing two batters — retiring neither. After he had faced six batters and not recorded a single out with a lifeless fastball in the mid 80s, like most Sox fans, I'd seen enough. Hey, I get it, reliable lefty setup men are as hard to find in 2005 as cheap gas. Sox GM Theo Epstein took a shot, and it didn't work. Time to move on? Mike Remlinger has allowed four or more runs in three of his five relief appearances for the Sox. (Winslow Townson / Associated Press) Not so fast. Remlinger made his third appearance for the Sox three days later, summoned to protect a 10-3 lead in the bottom of the 10th against the Tigers. He did finally record an out, three in fact. But during his one inning of work, he also yielded a walk, a base hit, another walk and a grand slam. In three appearances, he'd faced 13 batters, and nine of them had scored. Certainly, walking two guys with a seven-run lead had earned him his walking papers? Nope. Remlinger was back out on the hill less than 14 hours later, asked to hold the line in the getaway day game against the Tigers after David Wells was roughed up for six runs in four innings. And lo and behold — as opposed to low and outside as he had been the previous night, Remlinger retired four of the five batters he faced, lowering his ERA with the Sox to 20.25. And, regrettably, buying some more time on the roster. The next night in Anaheim, the 39-year-old lefty was once again summoned for mop-up duty. He again made an unsightly mess, allowing five runs on six hits and a walk. It's hard to raise your ERA when you enter the game with a 20.25 mark, but Remlinger did it, leaving the hill at 21.21. Yes, his ERA looks like a football score at the start of overtime. So, to sum up In five appearances with the Red Sox, Remlinger has faced 31 batters, 18 of them have reached base and 14 of them have scored. These numbers strike me as way worse than when Jose Oquendo, Mark Grace or Robin Ventura took the hill. (Turns out they are: those three infielders had a combined 10.13 ERA in five relief appearances.) This isn't the first time Mike Remlinger has bitterly disappointed me. In 1991, I was a sportswriter for the Valley News in West Lebanon, New Hampshire when I drew the assignment of driving up to Montreal to do a local-boy-makes-good story on Remlinger — who was in his rookie season with the Giants after starring at Dartmouth. A month earlier, Remlinger had lit up the baseball world and electrified the Giants' organization by pitching a complete game shutout against the Barry Bonds-Bobby Bonilla Pirates in his Major League debut on June 15, 1991. Since then, it was Remlinger who'd been lit up, allowing 17 runs in 26 innings. But my story wasn't going to be about his recent struggles. It was going to be a glowing tribute to the Ivy Leaguer turned Major Leaguer. I made the long schlep up I-89, over the Canadian border and across the bridge — the Pont Victoria? — and pulled into the parking lot of the baseball monstrosity known as Olympic Stadium. (Has baseball ever had such a stark contrast between the beauty of a city and the ugliness of a stadium?) I guess the Expos' media relations department wasn't accustomed to processing out-of-town credential requests because they not only didn't have my press pass when I got there, but didn't seem capable of generating one once I was standing at the window. After a very long wait, I was finally admitted to the joyless press box in the dreary stadium. After his spectacular debut, Remlinger had been bumped from the rotation and sent down to the pen, but he didn't pitch in the game. That didn't really matter for my purposes. I was there to profile a conquering hero, a son of New England — Plymouth, Ma., who at the age of 25 had made it to the show. He was that most-sought-after commodity, a hard-throwing lefty, and his future couldn't have been brighter. I made my way down to the clubhouse, where I was none too surprised to learn at the door that the guest pass the media relations people had given me did not allow me access to the locker room. Great. So I'd come all the way to the most Godforsaken outpost in Major League baseball, and I wouldn't even get my interview. A so-so day was getting worse. I saw another Giants rookie, outfielder Mark Leonard, entering the clubhouse and called to him as familiarly as I could, "Hey, Mark." Now Mark Leonard didn't have a lot of media types (or fans) calling out to him — especially in Montreal — so he stopped in his tracks as if a dear friend was saying hi. I asked him if he would be so kind as to ask Mike Remlinger to come out to the hallway so I could get my interview. He said sure. (The near future was actually much brighter for Leonard than Remlinger, but the outfielder would be out of the bigs for good by 1995.) I waited around for quite a while and was just about to give up and start the long haul home when Remlinger emerged from the clubhouse. What a cool dude, I thought, meeting me in the hallway so I could get my story and not have wasted an entire day. I was ready with my questions and Mike was ready with his grunts. It was brutal. I wanted spine-tingling detail on the journey from Red Rolfe Field in Hanover, N.H. to blowing away the NL East champs at Candlestick. What I got was basically, "F off, kid." Now, in fairness to Remlinger, for all I know he had just come from the manager's office where he'd been told he was getting sent down. Because after pitching the next day in the exhibition Hall of Fame game — always a bad sign for a pitcher regarding his importance to the big club — and getting shellacked, Remlinger was indeed sent back to the minors. It would be three years before he would claw his way back to the Majors with the Mets. At the time, however, I wasn't feeling so forgiving. I'd driven more than three hours to do a nice story on a guy whose college career had been chronicled by my newspaper. And he was a jerk. At this point in my young sportswriting career, I'd already been big-timed by Roger Clemens, so I was prepared for how surly and uncooperative a professional athlete can be — even when the media member standing in front of him is doing a rah-rah piece. But Mike Remlinger? (One interesting note on Remlinger and Clemens: Remlinger has allowed four or more runs in three of his five relief appearances for the Sox while Clemens has allowed four or more runs only twice in 25 starts for the Astros.) I drove home wondering how I was going to cobble the grunts and fragments into something that made it look like I had actually interviewed the pitcher. He hadn't pitched and he'd barely talked. I was getting that gnawing feeling in my gut that a reporter gets when he doesn't have the story. I'd gone above and beyond to get into the stadium and actually get a face-to-face — well, face-to-scowl — interview with the subject. But I was still worried that what I'd hoped would be a great profile, rife with insight from the erudite pitcher himself, would read like a flavorless AP wire piece. As I was fighting my way through the story the next day, trying to stretch it into something worth a drive to Montreal, it came across the wire that Remlinger — after giving up three home runs to the Twins in the exhibition in Cooperstown — had been sent down. Well, it was an angle anyway. I ended the profile with the petulant line, "It's better to have a bust in Cooperstown than to be a bust in Cooperstown." Here's hoping that 14 years later, my second snarky piece on Mike Remlinger coincides with his departure from a Major League club. Kevin Hench is supervising producer of The Sports List on Fox Sports Net, as well as the head writer for the Too Late with Adam Carolla show on Comedy Central. -- TOP STORIES • Coles takes courageous stand against abuse • Time to play nice at Presidents Cup | Scoreboard • Astros retain wild-card lead | Phillies keep heat on • Red Sox's Foulke might be done for season • Raffy the rat? 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